Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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