is your mom at the bar?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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