There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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