i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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