I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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