you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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