I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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