Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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