So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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