I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
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Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
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You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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