Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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