I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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