Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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