Do vagina's smell?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
im on a boat
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