There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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