If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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