What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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