Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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