FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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