I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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