Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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