her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
She even gives head with a lisp.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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