I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
The beer is more important than you right now.
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I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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