yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
So. Much. Porn.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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