ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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