By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize