Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
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He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Drunk walkin through police station. America
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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