TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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