Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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