walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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