I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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