and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
They have beer where we have blood.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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