at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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