Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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