home. puking in laundry basket.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
send nudes
from the living room?
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