Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
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why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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