no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
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your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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