I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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