I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
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Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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