I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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