East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I think i peed on brittanys purse
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
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I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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