i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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