Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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