that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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