yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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