What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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