Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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