Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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