I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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