Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
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There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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